I've spent my life swimming with sleeping pills inside a glass of champagne on Marilyn Monroe's nightstand.
We can't go in there because she's in a bad mood.
It wasn't easy establishing myself as Cincinnati's most powerful shoe salesman.
About two and half Madonna singles have gone by since we last spoke.
I'm a little bit Star Jones and a little bit Kurt Cobain.
I never say things like, "That is TOO funny!"
If my medication didn't prevent me from experiencing emotions, I would cry right now.
Today is the fourteenth because yesterday was the thirteenth, I remember because I wrote the date on a bad check yesterday.
As with any of my work, my intentions are not simply to entertain, but to change the world and feed the hungry.
Columbine! The Musical was never a good idea, no matter how much I thought, through the magic of music and satire, it might open people's eyes to the need for gun control in America.
The McDonald's Christmas party sucked.
I'm sure this is completely random, but for some reason you not only look familiar, but your name sounds familiar...any chance you grew up in Texas? I didn't read far enough yet to figure out where you're at...but you're fabulous either way, I can tell just by your list of links!
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Hummmm?!?!? you on crack, or are ya a genious, Did I spell that right??? Too tired to go on tonight, but I'll be back tomorrow to read thru it all Keep on keepin on....
ReplyDeleteNope. Not from Texas. I would love to be though.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in California/Illinois.
Thanks so much. I will check out your blog.
to anonymous-
ReplyDeleteim not on crack but i might as well be with all the coffee i drink and cigs i smoke.
email me or leave a link or something. id like to know who you are.
-jeremy