Wednesday, February 08, 2006

barbara mandrell and george bush



ok, i've seen it. you've seen it. we've all seen it. the video of george bush and barbara mandrell shaking hands with george bush on his recent visit to the grand ole opry. he was running off his mouth with another one of his gobbelty gook speeches about working hard, evil doers and tyranny. we're all a little shaken.

but we must remember as barbara mandrell's biggest fans- that she did have a head injury in the 1980's when she got into that car wreck. so we can't blame her. someone put her up to this.

so don't throw out all your records and t-shirts. do not burn your satin tour jackets and crush your vhs copies of "barbara mandrell and the mandrell sisters" that you bought on ebay. she knows not what she does.

we all saw the confusion in her eyes as she limped her way through her last lifetime original movie, "The Wrong Girl." she's a shell, a husk of what she once was.

not to say that we can't bring her back from the dark side. i'm sure it all boils down to an addiction to painkillers, like everything does nowadays. she's probably just hooked on the junk.

we all know her website hasn't been updated in 3 years. she had to move out of her beautiful log home mansion and move-- into a subdivision! a subdivision!! no, no. you don't go from being the only woman who won entertainer of the year the most times to living in a subdivision. it's unthinkable and absolutely unacceptable.

perhaps dolly parton should give up some of her precious amusement park money and help the BM out.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    At this point, Barbara may be the only woman forced to move into a subdivision whose hand Bush has shaken.

    Oh, and I think it's a real mistake referring to Ms. Mandrell as "the BM."

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  2. Anonymous12:57 AM

    Ah barbara... I did notice the BM thng, too.

    Nice article baby bro.

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