Haven't been feeling well the last three days. Can not get enough sleep. Mumblings from loved ones about not going outside, living in a cave, etc. I don't believe this is the case. Probably Epstein-Barr virus, which we all remember as a very serious disease. Dorothy struggled with it in a two part Golden Girls episode. Not to be sniffed at.
So I'm dealing with that. Also "looking" for a job. A humiliating pursuit:
-Turn product features into strong consumer benefits
-Craft compelling sales propositions
-Shoot yourself in head
It's all bullshit. Can we cut through the bullshit people???
Office in weird downtown building needs someone who can pretend to work. Looking for someone with severe personality problems to deal with manager who also has severe personality problems. Duties consist of making copies of things that will never be looked at again, lots of UPSing.
I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore.
I just want that hip Sedaris lifestyle. Just lots of crazy crafty parties, making up your own rules. Hilarity. Thrift store clothes and smoking. A kitschy lamp and a vintage stuffed animal with one eye missing.
Spent the morning showing unreleased Madonna videos to boyfriend who was diligently working on a mass email.
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