prayer

I am down on my knees Jesus! Speaking in tongues for you My Father. Spinning around my 1987 inspired hotel room slash apartment. Have mercy on me!

Lord have mercy! Praise Jesus. In the holy name of the father. My back is hurting, Jesus! From packing my clothes and my DVDs, heavenly father, my back is hurting!

Had to get the car washed Jesus. Had to drive up in the Hollywood Hills and down the Hollywood Hills for no reason to a car wash because I took the guidance of a GPS machine and not you Jesus Christ!

In your Heavenly Name! In your Heavenly Name! Please let me out of this City of Sin alive Heavenly Father! Son of God! Son of God! Lamb of God have mercy on this poor sodomite who travels alone in the City of Angels in a Black Kia Optima!

Praise Jesus! I put my trust in you on the last day of my schooling! My script for 30 Rock is not up to par Heavenly Father!! I am turning it in anyway Jesus Christ, my savior!

Please guide me and protect me. Please let me wake up on time, Jesus! Mary Mother of God, please give me divine strength to help me get through another day of this city!!! Thirty lashes with a wet noodle, Heavenly Father! I shall not use your name in vain.

I have been put through the mill again and I know, Jesus, that this is all for a reason! A divine reason!

Please Lord, guide me safely on my Southwest flight to Midway Airport and to my Studiopad. To the arms of my boy! You frown upon me lying with another man, but I am warning you now, Heavenly Baby Jesus, I will be doing a lot of lying with another man.

Please Jesus! Please, Oh Heavenly Father, make some cigarettes that do not cause cancer.

Heavenly Jesus! I praise you and love you. Let's watch some Madonna together Jesus Christ my savior!