here's to the straight single guys with big bellys and dockers who work in offices
who are balding
who are into asian women
who are moderately tech-savvy
who think that they will never get married
whose weekends consist of blockbuster nights
who have large collections of porn on their computers
whose apartments or condos are conservatively decorated in hopes of a lady visitor
i would date you if i was an asian lady
but i'm not
i see you
you exist
you are sexy
although not typically considered so
am now officially obsessed with your blog :oP
ReplyDeletethank you for your sweet comments in my LJ...I too was a blogger once, and still much prefer the medium, but alas...my unwieldy circle of friends preferred the ability to Friends Only post and I got sucked in...
from what I can tell, we're both determined to be friends with Ro right now, eh? I think we'd make great friends, don't you? For some reason I just pictured the three of us out late, loud and unruly at a bar somewhere, annoying people...
I swear I'm not crazy...